Fantasy Reading Swap
So I was just trying to do my job when some weirdo cut through the bar wall with a laser, tied me up with ropes of light and kidnapped me. That was the high point of my weekend. Since then, I've been attacked by a woman's hair, near brainwashed by a cult, rescued by a mechanical oracle and kidnapped again by a gang of Parkour loving hooligans. I've been threatened, mind-controlled and scared out of my wits. Still, I might have saved the world when no one was looking.