Messing Around With The Universe | How A Douche Kills Time When He Sees Everything...Sort of

Seriously? You're going to read this. The short version is good enough. Just read the book. Wait. You're still here? Come on. ummm...I'm a minimalist. Yeah and uhhh...all you need to know is in the short version. Fine. Since you have made it this far, I will tell you something about the Founder. I based him from myself. What? Haven't you read my writing style or something. I suck at portraying other people, because I am not them. Wow. You are still reading.You must be persistent huh. If you are so persistent why don't you read my book? Stop reading this already! I'm gonna stop writing and eat a burrito or something.

Since this is third person, I'll act like a douche. Kenley doesn't care about your works unless he benefits. He likes watching some lame show called Kamen Rider

Look at the reviews. Unless you want to waste your time, wait for me to rewrite the entire thing.